Sunday, 12 July 2015

The Sunday Posts2015/The News Where You Are




That’s all from us.
 
 Now it’s time for the news where you are.
 
The news where you are comes after the news where we are. The news where we are is the news. It comes first. The news where you are is the news where you are. It comes after. We do not have the news where you are. The news where you are may be news to you but it is not news to us.
 
The news may be international, national or regional. The news where we are may be international news. The news where you are is never international news. Where you are is not international. The news where you are comes after the international and national news.
 
The news where you are may be national news or regional news. However, national news where you are is not national news where we are. It is the news where you are.
If the news where you are is national news it is only national where you are.
The news where we are is national wherever you are.
 
On Saturdays, there is no news where you are after the news where we are. In fact there is no news where you are on Saturdays. Any news there is, is not where you are. It is where we are. If there is news where you are but not where we are it will wait until Sunday.
 
After the news where you are comes the weather.
 
The weather where you are is not the national weather. The weather where you are comes after the news where you are, and after the weather where you are comes the national weather. Do not confuse the national weather with the weather where you are. The weather where you are comes first but is lesser weather than the national weather.
 
Extreme weather is news. However, weather that is more extreme where you are than where we are is not news. Weather that is extreme where we are is news, even if extreme weather where we are is only average weather where you are.
 
On average, weather where you are is more extreme than weather where we are.
 
Tough shit.
 
Good night.
 
John Robertson.

2 comments:

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Brilliance. Thanks for the news report!!!
YAM xx

dbs said...

Love this. So true.

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