Wednesday, 20 April 2011
And God Created Woman.
Hullo ma wee blog,
God walked the Garden of Eden with Adam.
Adam explained he was lonely and needed a companion and God thought about this for a moment and said,
"I can make you the perfect companion. I'll make you a woman! She will love you and look after all your physical and emotional needs. She will cook and clean for you and work at your side. She will never complain and will always laugh at your jokes. She'll always agree with your decisions and will never criticise you or argue against you. She will listen to your every word and will be there when you need her. She'll lie with you and keep you warm on cold nights, make love with you whenever and wherever you want and do your bidding without question. She will be beautiful and have perfect skin. She will have curves and be soft and supple to your touch. She will excite you and fulfill you in every possible way.
"She sounds fantastic. Absolutely perfect. But how will you make her Lord?"
and God said,
"I will make her in your image and from your body. She will be of your flesh"
Adam walked on thoughtfully for a second and said,
"Lord, will you need much of my flesh to make such a perfect creature?"
and the Lord replied,
"It will cost you but an arm and a leg."
Adam walked on a moment and turned,
"Um - What could I get for a rib?"
see you later.
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