Monday, 26 December 2011

A Christmas tale.



An Uncle, who was a baker, drowned at Christmastime. In a very unfortunate accident, he fell into the bowl of Christmas pudding mix. He would have been ok because he was a good swimmer but he didn’t realise that just under the surface there were some very strong currants..........

see you later.


13 comments:

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

Are you sure that was the real raisin?

Alistair said...

I'm Suet was!

Hahahahahahaha!

Great comeback TSB.

Bovey Belle said...

That made me smile Al! Hope you had a good Christmas.

Alistair said...

It's been grand so far BB......

Antares Cryptos said...

Alistair, :)
TSB Nice

You got the camera, didn't you?

A Daft Scots Lass said...

and for that reasons I hate currants.

Alistair said...

AC - I heard a whoosh there as that went right over my head...... Sorry!

ADSL - That's very unraisinable of you.....

Jane said...

Raisin a smile as ever Al! I've just enjoyed an entertaining wander through your last few posts. Great stuff!

Alistair said...

I'm glad I gave you raisins to be cheerful Jane!

Hey - isn't that a song?

Antares Cryptos said...

Coming in for a landing:
Alistair, good one for a second I thought something had happened to your uncle.;)
TSB agreed, great comeback.

I assumed you received that expensive camera that you wanted. Did you?

Alistair said...

Hullo AC - made me smile when I heard it too. Santa must have dropped the camera from the {extensive} list due to carriage costs or summat like that.......

Aw well, there's always next year!

Jane said...

...1,2,3....!

Alistair said...

Ha!

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