Saturday, 15 May 2010

How to choke on your breakfast.........



Hullo ma wee blog,

How to choke on your breakfast..........

1}Take your wife to her morning train through a beautiful East Lothian early morning glow.

2}While in town buy bacon, rolls and a newspaper before returning home.

3}Make breakfast of coffee and a bacon roll before sitting down at table to enjoy breakfast.

4}Open newspaper.

5}Read that our new coalition government - who promised tax cuts which would benefit the average family by £700 a year - are forecast to increase tax to a level where the average family would pay £1200 more a year. {consider that your unclear if this includes the promised   -£700 in the calculation}

6}Outraged, turn page away from photograph of smiling git of a Prime Minister { who had to enter the Scottish Parliament by the back door yesterday because of protesters}

7}Read that the price of petrol has reached an all time average high of £1,21 per litre {£6 PER GALLON} despite the wholesale cost of fuel GOING DOWN.

8} Take huge gulp of coffee to prevent gag reflex.

9} Go for a lie down

10}Consider that you might need to do this for quite a long time.........


see you later.

4 comments:

Kat_RN said...

I was wondering how the new government would work. About like ours I am afraid. You might want to switch to tea, it usually isn't as hot if you spill it when you choke.
Good luck,
Kat

Scottish Nature Boy said...

Al, You poor, poor soul - go and lie down with a damp cloth over your eyes and forehead for an hour or two...

coastkid said...

so are they a mid wing party now? lol...
right meets left in the middle...
just when we all thought it couldnt get any worse eh?..
i just wrote a wee post that you will like Al and does put it all in perspective...

lom said...

well what can I say, we saw it coming

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