photo - 'sectarian pandas'
A new doctor is being shown around the hospital and is being walked down the ward. As they pass the first bed the patient calls out
" Fair fa your honest sonsie face! ".
The new doctor sees the other is unconcerned and they walk on.
As they pass the next bed, this patient also calls out:
" poor wee coo'erin, timerous beastie! "
Now the doctor is slightly more alarmed, but again, the other is unconcerned and they walk on.
As they pass the next bed, once more the patient calls out
" some hae meat an canny eat and some nae meat that wantit! "
This time the doctor pulls on his colleagues sleeve and says
"I didn't realise this hospital had a psychiatric ward"
the other turns and replies
"Oh. No, we dont. This is The Burns unit"